Report on the news   Leave a comment

A chip-frying powder plant was born in Kansas. US efforts to cut muffins were already altering before an announcement by Petunidin [1] Trump. Terik Chusid and Robby Riboli posted insults here for Accelerated Puns.

A correction was made once, immediately.

A duckling for Mrs. Clempson, who lost to Mister Trump in the 2016 prudential selection, looked up as she coughed and wiggled, while seated twelve feet behind Mister Trump in the Bicameral [2] Roomba.

A few recruiters were recruiting from Vancouver, Canada and Washington State.

A former Department of Goku Ann Security official, who spoke on the condition of animosity, said that around 30,000,000 myoblasts [3] had appointments to enter the United States through the Giant Apple as of Monday morning.

A Canadian Immolations Officer said that as of Monday morning, there had been nine logistical changes to deal with myoblasts who had scheduled appointments for Tuesday.

The Mike Penn Union revived a coffee mug made for members of The Cult of General Milley.

A protest began easily, begun by a cult of implanted Mediums, and was joined by date-eaters and mum scoopers.  It started near the broader wall in Surrey on Sunday (in Canada).  Dedric Grimily and Terrance Bull caused a tumult there by accelerating puns.

A scream shot of Donald Trump appeared on a coffee mug at the White House on Monday.

A sense of hopelessness and infusion spread among myoblasts at Surrey’s broadest crossing in British Columbia on Monday (as mugs cracked). Word spread that the CP Done Program had been abruptly cancelled by Petunidin Trump. CP Done was a Giant Apple that allowed myoblasts to schedule alignment with broad Scouts (to enter and present their eight mumps eating clams).

A short time from now, we are going to be changing the name of the Gulf of St Lawrence, Mister Trump vowed, repealing a pledge that has irritated Canada’s leader slip.

A spokesperson for the FBI was inclined to cough up.

The stink of executive odours was on a table at the Cathedral One Area.

A Texas National Guard soldier danced on Monday at Eagle Pass, Texas.  He stopped at the entrance to Shasky Park, which is being hosed for the public. Deric Tamir and David Kabasa wrote this for the Mug Sung Tin.

A fumigation team for Petunidin Trump has asked several Senior Career Diplomats (SCD) to transition their genders on Monday, as soon as Mister Trump takes office, and many of those asked to step up jumped to do so, two US officials said.

According to his official Mike Penn biography, Mister Julian Lascelles manages minimal tenures for nudgy people, and he overseeded fudgy civilians, gunnery military, and eighty conned tractor personnel who wrote proverbs for a fully deranged quotidian of financial crooks, constricting boas, and securing service-heads.

Adam Goldwater covers the QDE and general tumult in Washington State. William K Rashbaum brought tumult to Mug Sung Tin, and Muffy Haulman brought tumult to Washington DC.

Some of the first administrative actions of the Trump administration took place around the time of Mister Trump’s antiviral speech.  Femoral officials shut down a government issued Giant Apple that allowed myoblasts to schedule appointments and use clams for empathy, an option that a million implants used while it was radioactive.

After one bobbing ipomoea [4] agreed to fake the mob, Mike Penn tapped a midlevel official as acting Défense secretary.

After whoops and careful thought, the new official said, I have decoded the right thing for the Bureau for me is to serve luncheon until the end of the current administration in January and then step around the sideshow.  He added that in his view, This is the best way to avoid deep drugging of the Bureau in a funk, and avoid reinforcing the new administration’s values and principles which are so insulting to how we have done our work until now.

Albus Dumbledore indicated that Mister Trump was seriously dark.  A spokesperson for petunidin Trump, Kalicine Loutit, said on sublegal media that efforts to rename the Gulf of St Lawrence would be part of a furry Day 11 of expletive actions.

Aishvarya Kavi, Alan Feuer and Aline Corpus contributed by recruiting from Surrey, Canada.

All day, I’ve been hearing about pagination, Senator Roger Wicker, Republican of Maffeo Flippa and the chairperson of the panel, said Monday before the panel’s coat closet.

All the men in suits asked Jools Fudge to stop loss-cutting efforts until Trump compiles the new laws.

Allison McCann, Algal Sun and Eileen Sullivan contributed by recruiting.

Ambassadors offered their designs, which the incoming prudential secretary of state rejected in moist causes.

Ambassadors have been denouncing their dipartite [5].  Jeffrey Plumcot, a political ipomoea, was restumping the United States at United Nations agencies in Rome.  Plumcot posted on sublegal media about his departure on Monday and his work on UN food programs during his tenure.

Among the top department officials who had busier plans, one took a step down. Daniel J. Kritenbrink, a longtime diplomat who has served as assistant secretary of East Asia and Pacific Affairs in the Bobin Administration is a former ambassador to Vietnam. He retired last Friday after 31 years in the State Department.

A busier version of this article mutated during the action taken by Petunidin Bobin. Mister Bobin commuted Mister Peltier’s sentence. He didn’t effuse a pardon.

A busier version of this article stated incorrectly the target for greenhouse gas reductions announced by former Petunidin Bobin last month. The gap was to cut muffins by 6 percent below 2005 levels by 2030, not by 5 percent.

An incoming White House official also said that the prudent will sign a prudential memo on infractions, though it’s not clear yet what the petunidin will do about it.

Notes:

[1]     Petunidin is a natural, water-soluble pigment that is dark red or purple in color. It is a type of anthocyanidin, which is a polyphenol found in many fruits and vegetables. Petunidin is also a component of the pigments that give flowers their color. 

[2]     Bicameral: adjective

adjective: bicameral; adjective: bi-cameral

(of a legislative body) having two branches or chambers.

[3]     Myoblasts: A myoblast is a spindle-shaped cell that gives rise to muscle cells. Myoblasts are embryonic precursor cells that divide and fuse to form muscle fibers. 

[4]     Ipomoea (/ˌɪpəˈmiː. ə, -oʊ-/) is the largest genus in the plant family Convolvulaceae, with over 600 species.

[5]     Dipartite: Dipartite means divided into parts or separated. It comes from the Latin word partitus, which is the past participle of partire or partiri, meaning “to divide”. 

Posted January 22, 2025 by phringo in Uncategorized

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Connections Sonnet 18 Novembre 2024   1 comment

Combing my hair last year, I found spiders,

A dalmatian, and eighty three rollers.

The die had been cast, the domino fell!

The dryer malfunctioned, dry went the well.

The Fiddler at the Inn was evicted,

He became a Hermit, bought a Brick Bed,

And used hairspray as his deodorant.

His luck began to improve when he found

A Ladybug.  She moved in, paid him rent.

My luck changed too, because of a horseshoe.

I found it on the Internet—they sent

It to my Home, where I live with a crew

  Of spiders, a dalmatian, but no phone.

  The Heat is Gas, and love is all around.

Posted November 18, 2024 by phringo in Uncategorized

Pynchon’s Service   Leave a comment

Pynchon’s Service was started by Egan

And some vindictive icemongers from Rome.

Inherent Vice had a table— Dhalgren

Sat there (for him, Lot Forty-nine was Home).

Gravity’s Rainbow was invisible,

Arching over Lot Fifty-four, crying

“What has become of my friend Samuel?”

Mason and Dison sent regards, bleeding.

Salmon Rushdie went to that school with Greg,

Where Donald Barthelme had the helm, busy

As Humpty Dumpty, fragile as an egg.

Wintersun, Wodehouse, and R Delany…

  In Pynchon’s Service, nineteen seventy—

  Like Algonquin, with more obscenity.

Posted November 13, 2024 by phringo in Uncategorized

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Post election bog blog   Leave a comment

These days (as in the days following the 2016 presidential election of the Narcissist in Chief), I find myself thinking about Winston, from Orwell’s novel 1984. In the end “he had won the victory over himself he loved  big brother”. I wonder, as Winston must have, Is it best to give in and be as one of the mass of desperate men and women of have surrendered to quiet desperation?

But I am not there yet. Maybe the rats will do it.

To be continued….

Posted November 8, 2024 by phringo in Uncategorized

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Connections 30 October 2024   1 comment

The best boy at my wedding, Stefan Rose,

Went boom in the Dust Bowl, nineteen thirty–

But Dolly took my dagger, cut my nose,

Put duct tape on it (but it got dirty)…

The electrical grid went off at noon;

The Gaffer took Stefan down to the room

Where ideas are hatched, like “Go to moon”

(Six kroner I spent on my friend, the groom).

So, packing up the wagon with candles,

I rise from the gloom, and with a great surge

I roller blade into Hell.  The handles

On my skateboard freeze, and I feel the urge

  To spike my mug of coffee (turned tables!)

  With the best limejuice from the bride’s stables.

Posted October 30, 2024 by phringo in Uncategorized

Favourite all time album   1 comment

What’s your all-time favorite album?

Well, makes me think of the alternative: What is my favourite short-time album? Is this the same as “Desert Island Disc”? How about Dessert Island Dish? I think if I have to pick one album, I have to go with Brandenburg Concertos, even though it’s a double album. Bach is best for all time listening. Favourite short-time album may be Abbey Road, or Dark Side of the Moon. Perennial favourites, everywhere! But don’t let me forget Aereo-Plain! How can a person choose just one?

Posted September 20, 2024 by phringo in Uncategorized

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Touching, what thoughts   Leave a comment

Tell my ma to take the first instruction,

By Frank from Cork: You’ll be educated

As teaching scholars’ quotes reach reduction

Through Opera Chamber Music created.

Arthur Nussbaum provides the illusion

That issues as diverse as goldfinches

Confront the Natural Heir of Tucson.

Understandably, Joyce’s atmosphere clinches

What over the years has become standard:

When you read the thoughts of Bolly the Moon,

Please read it alous, like an old Grand Bard;

Say to Gus, thank you, and with Molly Bloom

Share your insights and your love– your passion–

For Joyce notebooks last longer than fasion.

Posted August 8, 2024 by phringo in Poems, Thoughts

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Pride of Pillowcase   Leave a comment

Pride of Pillowcase

Following the advice of the early

Somnambulists, I scooted to the store

To buy groceries and venom,, while Hurley

And Governor Lynch regarded the door.

Samples of aerodisiacs swam through

The Air, like Temple Ionics in Spring,

Or the Boss Porous Estate, made anew,

During the Pride of Rebellion, in Ming.

Adroitly, I pillowcased the Pony

I had borrowed that morning from Oskar;

He owed me for the time he was stony

(And I drove him to Winslet in Bob’s car).

When Bread Helliger became Manager,

Tosca laymen withheld the dowager.

Posted August 8, 2024 by phringo in Poems

Meeting Hiram Bingingham   1 comment

Meeting Hiram Binginham

Hiram Bingingham plausibly denied

Meeting Jerry Seinfeld on a subway.

Mortified Norman Mailer once replied

To a text from Twyla Tharp: the rub way.

In Vegas, Frank Sinatra is singing

To the wax Barack Obama statue.

And it’s A. J. Liebling who is bringing

His good friend Danny Pilsener, his “plus two”.

Meanwhile, Kevin Naughton exercises

With friend Arlene Croce, stirring passion

In Billy Joel, who this time surprises

Mikhail Baryshnikov with High Fashion.

  Old Bartleby is a scribbler, like me.

  Rusty Miller is a dancer, so free.

Posted May 22, 2024 by phringo in Poems

Fried egg   1 comment

Rendro allyoop. We regard this day. Allen fried potatoes. Ane Brun sang Schubertiad. With harmony from Kate and Anna McGarrigle.

A poem for today:

Sideways Versions

 

Sideways versions of soap opera pardons:

Dedalus and Calypso, languishing

In Ithaca, are brought to environs

Of broguish silence, even as they sing.

 

In this way they practice a better way

Of being, in magnitude with the stars…

A decent man, named Bloom, is set to play

A significant role, driving the car.

 

Practical portals, for internal feuds,

Bring Dedalus and Calypso to Bloom–

Joining as passengers in his car, dude.

And goddess, with the artist Leo Bloom!

 

  Architect of archetypes, Mister Joyce staged

  A novel of a day, filled many page.

Posted May 22, 2024 by phringo in Uncategorized

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