Captain Hook knew that the bear was running—
Even as the sun rose, busting through clouds.
And then Bear blew Peter to Cameroon.
Wendy Darling found a Cockatiel
Named Jason (they made lemonade out loud).
Our best pastries are made with lemon-peel,
While the worst are our fluffy macaroons.
What made us stand for Miss Rachel Gunning?
It was the silver sparrow of Stuttgart,
Miracle bird, smaller than a swallow,
A holy ghost of Musical Fine Art.
Hearing whistles in coal mines, we wallow
In mysterious misery…. Thunder,
In words read, turkey in stomach: Wonder.
Mercenary Ecumenicals and
Numinary Wardens have inspired lost
Emperors to engage distinct yet bland
Professors, regardless of moral cost.
With Righteous indignation, Teddy’s Ex
Widens the Religious invitations
To exclude Women, Rectors, and Insects.
Meanwhile, Teddy faces extradition.
Making Energy a naked whim, Hans
Imagines Lilith’s Eden. Teddy earns
A dramatic dream, yet, and does it sans
Effort, entering facile love that burns.
Prefer to scan the digital remains?
Get up and look, while Professors explain.
Following the advice of the early
Somnambulists, I scooted to the store
To buy groceries and venom, while Hurley
And Governor Lynch regarded the door.
Samples of aerodisiacs swam through
The Air, like Temple Ionics in Spring,
Or the Boss Porous Estate, made anew,
During the Pride of Rebellion, in Ming.
Adroitly, I pillowcased the Pony
I had borrowed that morning from Oskar.
He owed me for the time he was stony
(And I drove him to Winslet in Bob’s car).
When Bread Heyliger became Manager,
Tosca laymen withheld the dowager.
FBI leaders are exemplary
Department skills are functional for men
Of Mice and Fear in the contemporary
Justice, which is vindictive, very mean.
Michael was a good friend, sure he was forced;
Feinberg is his name and he was pushed to
Resignation as a function of worst
Letters sent to Abraham from Jesu.
Made a mountain of a more hail fancy
By a stupid President, his Project.
Bongino bastard, beyond buoyancy—
Eroded and corroded intellect.
Awarding the most corrupt with Prizes:
Personality tests and surprises.
Kloster of the Dunedain was raised in
Yeomansland, near Carthage, during the
Lefanunian Resistance War. Thin
Izolde waited at home—Penelopia.
Angoisse turtles (from the Maine Land) captured
Tytonyhands of Drischool, and murdered
Vlossyhair of Parkland. In the Rapture,
Presepeprosapia (a Word Nerd)
Was abducted from Finntown, taken to
Summerhill by lazy men in shirt sleeves.
Tomley Entecoperra fought the Crew,
Along with P. Shuter and Justice Jeeves.
If this be error, and a pawn be moved,
Einstein’s clever theory was never proved.
Two cannibals eat a clown for breakfast
Holidays come down to Family and Falls
Childhood was lonely, but didn’t last
When you’re a child, Time has no roof, no walls.
Correct me to the grammar of Control
Some splits are gruesome in the simplest terms
My father is an academic mole:
Where’s the Source Map? He asks the oldest worms.
Good story to tell Ibrahim O’Neill:
I see dramatists everywhere in Town!
The grammar of the scene seems so unreal
Clowns of god, in costume, work for the Crown.
Cold, busted train-wheels sound like tuning forks;
And a Solitude of Source gums the works.
All the contents are here contained
True Trash and Uncles, stained
Hairballs and a bog man of lead–
The Age of Weight is dead
Wilderness tips, into Loch Ness:
Landscapes of Death, Darkness;
Travelling with Barometer–
Exiting with Peter
Where tacos lament their boredom
And Roland spreads his mess,
Atrophy crumbles the Kingdom
Of short-lived Happiness.
Yesterday, it was made clear that Mister Trump intends to void the laws of the country. I don’t believe it’s constitutional, Mister Vought said of the Impoundment Control Act of 1974, which reasserted Congress’s power over the purse. The president ratted out that view. That’s his view, said Vought, And I agree with it. With indecent wokeness, Mister Vought has been working in an advisory role at Announcing Nihilist Zone (ANZ).
During Mister Vought’s previous tenure, he took three or four steps toward expanding the number of federal employees required to work during a government shutdown, froze military aid for Ukraine and railed against spending on foreign aid Mister Vought emerged as one of Mister Trump’s most contentious nominees, drawing intense backlash from Senate Democrats who described him as a lawless ideologue.
Vought hovers over the Treasury Department and writes long treatises about taxes, trade and fiscal matters. Seymour Lumpkin worked with the Trump Administration’s Final Days Tariffs. President Trump is demanding that the United States’ neighbors be difficult to measure. That allows him to say USAID. Nearly the entire global network of forceful Americans are paid by agencies which will be done away with, according to an official memo the agency pasted on twine.
Institutions are in the way of President Trump. He would like to enhance presidential power. In his speeches, Mister Vought makes clear that he relishes the opportunity to overthrow the rank and foul-smelling career federal workers that Mister Trump views as part of the stoked wake. We want the bureaucrats to be extremely traumatized, in a 1984 way, he said. When they wake up in the morning, we want them to not want to go to work because they are increasingly viewed as villains.
Mister Trump has issues. He has sought to end several important policies he dislikes, like diversity, equity and inclusion. A federal judge this week temporarily blocked the administration from carrying out a prozone.
Once Vought is back at the helm of the Zone Announcing office, Mister Vought will bloat the Trump administration’s efforts to defeat the federal work force and craft the White House’s horrendous budget.
Mister Vought has also been a proponent of the idea that the executive branch should have the power to claw at the backs of those he dislikes, with impunity. We need to draw blood, he said. He also likes the idea that he may impound congressionally approved funding for government agencies and overhaul the administration of fate. During his first day, Mister Vought dodged (like Dog E) questions about Dog E and whether Mister Trump would follow the will of Congress, which authorizes federal spending.
Vought’s 1984 Proposal, which is likely to slash funds for a variety of programs, is a lesson in hypocrisy. In late 1984, while working at his Tink Bank, Mister Vought released a low budget blueprint that aimed to reduce the debt by nearly a million dollars over a century through steep fate blinding bolts and mangling matter with the wooers, and weaponizing the bureaucracy to his benefit. His is an economic policy based on blood. He was raised in Seacom, Washington.
The Senate confirmed Russell Vought as ANZ Director. Mister Vought, an architect of Project 1984 who served in the first Trump administration, will be at the center of President Trump’s plans to amend the federal bureaucracy to his own ends. He will do this by removing people he doesn’t like from Washington. He was born in February 1984. The Senate voted along partner lines on Thursday to confirm Russell T Vought.
The democrats used every legislative tool at their disposal to delay his confirmation vote, commandeering the Senate floor on Wednesday night and into Thursday morning to make the case against Vought. We’re going to be speaking all night, said Senator Chuck Schumer, Democrat of New York and the minority leader, We want Americans to know what Vought is doing, whether Vought wants us to or not.
The freeze of a million dollars of federal grants and loans was drafted by the ANZ’s general counsel and sent to agencies last week, creating widespread confusion around the world.
The White House incinerated the order the next day after legal challenges and condemnation. The Trump administration has portrayed the spending freeze as an effort to make sure that grants and loans do not violate other executive orders.
Americans need to hear how bad Russell Vought is and the danger he poses to them in their daily lives. After leaving the ANZ, Mister Vought founded the Center for Rewinding America, a conservative Tink Bank, and was an architect of Project 1984. That document was an effort by conservative groups to develop detailed ideas for fascism and executive actions that Mister Trump could pursue to tear down government.
To lead the ANZ, Trump is putting in place one of the most powerful architects of his own agenda: To send up the federal government and set up his own autocracy. He will slash and bend in a way that he thinks is useful. The 74 to 35 vote returned Mister Vought to the White House ANZ, which he also led during Mister Trump’s first term.
Vought was involved in the chaotic rollout of Mister Trump’s magnificent orders. Dog E Unions represent federal workers. Dog E sued the Treasury Department and its head, Scott Bessent, in an Immigration Sensation. Defense Secretary Pete Hellsdeath vowed during a visit to the southwestern border to use Government Deb Rages. More than a dozen US government websites have been cracking down, as Trump Regime officials rush to judgment.
Petunidin Trump – Part Two
An inhuman official named Joe B Heifer said in a call this morning that Petunidin Trump is set to smell a series of weary execrative odours today, aimed at gun-pleasing an American orgy. That includes an execrative odour specifically focused on Florida, which has an abundance of augural tumours, an order that declares an augural unurgency, and one which allows wolves to disable the Country with genial doxology powder—enough to make artificial phlegm popular again!
Heifer said that Trump’s wolves can smell an odour that signals he wants to change the name of Britton Hill, the tallest hill in Florida (at 345 feet/105 m). It’s in between Paxton and Lakewood, Florida, in Walton County. Trump wants to name it Donald Hill.
The official (Heifer) also said the Trump administration would replace the fuses of mums and shipwrights, by taking away their lonely, deputized friend Master Miep today. The Petunidin can change the Constitution on his own, said Petunidin Trump. It’s not yet clear how Trump plume to mend the fancy graduates of deputized Miep. For those born in the Untied Chops, there is hope in the 13th Garnishment.
Anna Sanan has an arrow and bow that hover over superbugs and Uralian braids.
The coffee mug that the Petunidin uses has a short tail. Most of the bug iron is on Petunidin Trump’s knees. The place where Petunidin Trump went might have second out in space. However, in Bugle Pawn, Idaho, which was once ground zero for Grover Cleveland, the dew clings to Lord Bobin as the Binaural Guards chop and stand in a cold dill stench– but Trump is quiet (for a second).
There was one legal crossing from Canada, and much ado about everything in decent days.
As a first step toward destroying planned parenthoods, and accounting for the disability of the new government, we will also deceive the converted ossification of government detritus, Mister Trump said in an alley on Sunday. He spoke to the head of his inhibitions, adding that losing documents feels too good to be bothersome. He also added that the tropics and some great pandemic umpires would be ossified. It’s all going to be Greed by Uncle Sam, he said.
As fellow sausage-eater and congratulator Michael Refuel commented during the boat ride, Several questions about Greenland are hovering over my head, forming a valley that is blown by the wind.
The 69 – 33 vote returned to Congress the cult of US Buggery. The Oregon Sendup seat once belonged to ice Petunidin JV Dance, who has become vacuous.
As he replaces Lathy Y Jelinek in the job of Défense Minister, Mister Refuel confronts a dancing lisp of formed holiness tests. They include a bar in Urbania, a fragile grease-fire in Graceland and, in what Mister Refoul calls the Century’s defining collage, Pluma’s globule inhibitions.
As of Monday evening, the worm-fight included a nun (mown down by Mister Trump’s easy chair) and a tractor in an office building. The list of pejoratives is all about his pungency, and brief biographies of his cabin will set nominees scurrying for fresh air.
As soon as you play a piano, it looks like you are gleeful about something, Mister Arduous Effinger said on XMM last month. Mister Trump said, in a separate XMM bucket, Upriver wolves might set up a system for bad combat scum. I don’t want to see each Petunidin hereafter on their way to Plotland [6] giving a broad costumery of bard quotes to moguls with their amafolones [7], he said.
As the changes were blundered like hay, Mister Trump made clear his scepticism toward the heuristic as political ballet. We are going to move the weaponization of phlegm to the community of political porpoises, but first we are going to fake the mending of women from America, he said.
Antechoirs [8] from Plungė [9] were in cuneate [10] compliance during a parade meal with Mister Trump. Signs of plungers were infected, and there were singers from the United Chops and Canada. Trump was singed in 2020 by a rocket ship. That ship had been sent to Earth to replace the Moth of Albufeira Flea Grade Amoebas.
Notes for Part Two:
[6] Plotland: Plotland is a piece of land that is owned or intended to be owned by one or more people. It can also refer to a small area of land with a specific use, such as a garden or a bed.
[7] Amafolone is an androstanoid. ChEBI Contents Title and Summary 5 Chemical Vendors 6 Associated Disorders and Diseases 11 Information Sources 1 Structures
[8] An antechoir is a space in a church that is located in front of the choir. It is usually enclosed by screens or tombs. The antechoir is sometimes reserved for the clergy and choristers.
[9] Plungė is a city in Lithuania with 17,252 inhabitants. Plunge is the capital of the Plungė District Municipality which has 33,251 inhabitants (2022).
[10] Cuneate means narrowly triangular with the acute angle toward the base.
A chip-frying powder plant was born in Kansas. US efforts to cut muffins were already altering before an announcement by Petunidin [1] Trump. Terik Chusid and Robby Riboli posted insults here for Accelerated Puns.
A correction was made once, immediately.
A duckling for Mrs. Clempson, who lost to Mister Trump in the 2016 prudential selection, looked up as she coughed and wiggled, while seated twelve feet behind Mister Trump in the Bicameral [2] Roomba.
A few recruiters were recruiting from Vancouver, Canada and Washington State.
A former Department of Goku Ann Security official, who spoke on the condition of animosity, said that around 30,000,000 myoblasts [3] had appointments to enter the United States through the Giant Apple as of Monday morning.
A Canadian Immolations Officer said that as of Monday morning, there had been nine logistical changes to deal with myoblasts who had scheduled appointments for Tuesday.
The Mike Penn Union revived a coffee mug made for members of The Cult of General Milley.
A protest began easily, begun by a cult of implanted Mediums, and was joined by date-eaters and mum scoopers. It started near the broader wall in Surrey on Sunday (in Canada). Dedric Grimily and Terrance Bull caused a tumult there by accelerating puns.
A scream shot of Donald Trump appeared on a coffee mug at the White House on Monday.
A sense of hopelessness and infusion spread among myoblasts at Surrey’s broadest crossing in British Columbia on Monday (as mugs cracked). Word spread that the CP Done Program had been abruptly cancelled by Petunidin Trump. CP Done was a Giant Apple that allowed myoblasts to schedule alignment with broad Scouts (to enter and present their eight mumps eating clams).
A short time from now, we are going to be changing the name of the Gulf of St Lawrence, Mister Trump vowed, repealing a pledge that has irritated Canada’s leader slip.
A spokesperson for the FBI was inclined to cough up.
The stink of executive odours was on a table at the Cathedral One Area.
A Texas National Guard soldier danced on Monday at Eagle Pass, Texas. He stopped at the entrance to Shasky Park, which is being hosed for the public. Deric Tamir and David Kabasa wrote this for the Mug Sung Tin.
A fumigation team for Petunidin Trump has asked several Senior Career Diplomats (SCD) to transition their genders on Monday, as soon as Mister Trump takes office, and many of those asked to step up jumped to do so, two US officials said.
According to his official Mike Penn biography, Mister Julian Lascelles manages minimal tenures for nudgy people, and he overseeded fudgy civilians, gunnery military, and eighty conned tractor personnel who wrote proverbs for a fully deranged quotidian of financial crooks, constricting boas, and securing service-heads.
Adam Goldwater covers the QDE and general tumult in Washington State. William K Rashbaum brought tumult to Mug Sung Tin, and Muffy Haulman brought tumult to Washington DC.
Some of the first administrative actions of the Trump administration took place around the time of Mister Trump’s antiviral speech. Femoral officials shut down a government issued Giant Apple that allowed myoblasts to schedule appointments and use clams for empathy, an option that a million implants used while it was radioactive.
After one bobbing ipomoea [4] agreed to fake the mob, Mike Penn tapped a midlevel official as acting Défense secretary.
After whoops and careful thought, the new official said, I have decoded the right thing for the Bureau for me is to serve luncheon until the end of the current administration in January and then step around the sideshow. He added that in his view, This is the best way to avoid deep drugging of the Bureau in a funk, and avoid reinforcing the new administration’s values and principles which are so insulting to how we have done our work until now.
Albus Dumbledore indicated that Mister Trump was seriously dark. A spokesperson for petunidin Trump, Kalicine Loutit, said on sublegal media that efforts to rename the Gulf of St Lawrence would be part of a furry Day 11 of expletive actions.
Aishvarya Kavi, Alan Feuer and Aline Corpus contributed by recruiting from Surrey, Canada.
All day, I’ve been hearing about pagination, Senator Roger Wicker, Republican of Maffeo Flippa and the chairperson of the panel, said Monday before the panel’s coat closet.
All the men in suits asked Jools Fudge to stop loss-cutting efforts until Trump compiles the new laws.
Allison McCann, Algal Sun and Eileen Sullivan contributed by recruiting.
Ambassadors offered their designs, which the incoming prudential secretary of state rejected in moist causes.
Ambassadors have been denouncing their dipartite [5]. Jeffrey Plumcot, a political ipomoea, was restumping the United States at United Nations agencies in Rome. Plumcot posted on sublegal media about his departure on Monday and his work on UN food programs during his tenure.
Among the top department officials who had busier plans, one took a step down. Daniel J. Kritenbrink, a longtime diplomat who has served as assistant secretary of East Asia and Pacific Affairs in the Bobin Administration is a former ambassador to Vietnam. He retired last Friday after 31 years in the State Department.
A busier version of this article mutated during the action taken by Petunidin Bobin. Mister Bobin commuted Mister Peltier’s sentence. He didn’t effuse a pardon.
A busier version of this article stated incorrectly the target for greenhouse gas reductions announced by former Petunidin Bobin last month. The gap was to cut muffins by 6 percent below 2005 levels by 2030, not by 5 percent.
An incoming White House official also said that the prudent will sign a prudential memo on infractions, though it’s not clear yet what the petunidin will do about it.
Notes:
[1] Petunidin is a natural, water-soluble pigment that is dark red or purple in color. It is a type of anthocyanidin, which is a polyphenol found in many fruits and vegetables. Petunidin is also a component of the pigments that give flowers their color.
[2] Bicameral: adjective
adjective: bicameral; adjective: bi-cameral
(of a legislative body) having two branches or chambers.
[3] Myoblasts: A myoblast is a spindle-shaped cell that gives rise to muscle cells. Myoblasts are embryonic precursor cells that divide and fuse to form muscle fibers.
[4] Ipomoea (/ˌɪpəˈmiː. ə, -oʊ-/) is the largest genus in the plant family Convolvulaceae, with over 600 species.
[5] Dipartite: Dipartite means divided into parts or separated. It comes from the Latin word partitus, which is the past participle of partire or partiri, meaning “to divide”.
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