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Following the advice of the early
Somnambulists, I scooted to the store
To buy groceries and venom, while Hurley
And Governor Lynch regarded the door.
Samples of aerodisiacs swam through
The Air, like Temple Ionics in Spring,
Or the Boss Porous Estate, made anew,
During the Pride of Rebellion, in Ming.
Adroitly, I pillowcased the Pony
I had borrowed that morning from Oskar.
He owed me for the time he was stony
(And I drove him to Winslet in Bob’s car).
When Bread Heyliger became Manager,
Tosca laymen withheld the dowager.
FBI leaders are exemplary
Department skills are functional for men
Of Mice and Fear in the contemporary
Justice, which is vindictive, very mean.
Michael was a good friend, sure he was forced;
Feinberg is his name and he was pushed to
Resignation as a function of worst
Letters sent to Abraham from Jesu.
Made a mountain of a more hail fancy
By a stupid President, his Project.
Bongino bastard, beyond buoyancy—
Eroded and corroded intellect.
Awarding the most corrupt with Prizes:
Personality tests and surprises.
Tell my ma to take the first instruction,
By Frank from Cork: You’ll be educated
As teaching scholars’ quotes reach reduction
Through Opera Chamber Music created.
Arthur Nussbaum provides the illusion
That issues as diverse as goldfinches
Confront the Natural Heir of Tucson.
Understandably, Joyce’s atmosphere clinches
What over the years has become standard:
When you read the thoughts of Bolly the Moon,
Please read it alous, like an old Grand Bard;
Say to Gus, thank you, and with Molly Bloom
Share your insights and your love– your passion–
For Joyce notebooks last longer than fasion.
Pride of Pillowcase
Following the advice of the early
Somnambulists, I scooted to the store
To buy groceries and venom,, while Hurley
And Governor Lynch regarded the door.
Samples of aerodisiacs swam through
The Air, like Temple Ionics in Spring,
Or the Boss Porous Estate, made anew,
During the Pride of Rebellion, in Ming.
Adroitly, I pillowcased the Pony
I had borrowed that morning from Oskar;
He owed me for the time he was stony
(And I drove him to Winslet in Bob’s car).
When Bread Helliger became Manager,
Tosca laymen withheld the dowager.
Meeting Hiram Binginham
Hiram Bingingham plausibly denied
Meeting Jerry Seinfeld on a subway.
Mortified Norman Mailer once replied
To a text from Twyla Tharp: the rub way.
In Vegas, Frank Sinatra is singing
To the wax Barack Obama statue.
And it’s A. J. Liebling who is bringing
His good friend Danny Pilsener, his “plus two”.
Meanwhile, Kevin Naughton exercises
With friend Arlene Croce, stirring passion
In Billy Joel, who this time surprises
Mikhail Baryshnikov with High Fashion.
Old Bartleby is a scribbler, like me.
Rusty Miller is a dancer, so free.